Your Majesty, Open the Door—I'm Here to Pay My Respects

A man transmigrates and narrowly avoids being castrated—the blade slips and only cuts his leg—and uses the mishap to sneak into the imperial harem. First, Consort Li takes him to her bed every night: kneeling and licking beneath the cherry blossoms, then wild pounding on the couch, semen dripping down the inside of her thighs. Next, Noble Consort Zhuang is pinned down, legs spread wide and rammed hard, while the Imperial Noble Consort rides him on a straw pile, squirting and taking his seed inside. She sees through his fake-eunuch disguise but keeps him all to herself—deep-throat, riding, and doggy-style in relentless rotation. To curry favor with the Empress Dowager, he shows off his cooking, but the Imperial Noble Consort turns the tables and sucks him until white fluid beads at her opening. At the birthday banquet, he steals glances at the Empress Dowager, beautiful as a celestial fairy, longing to pay his respects to the most beautiful woman in the world night after night—until she's weak-kneed and begging for mercy.